Page 176 of Dirty Pleasures


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“No game yet. I am working right now. The Lion must be watched. Let us choose a moment when I am free—”

“No, cousin.” I waved the statement away. “You are off for the night.”

“There we go.” Maxwell clapped his hands. “Let the motherfucking games begin.”

“Alright.” Tisha tapped his cigar in front of him. Ash fell onto the plush carpet. “First one to get to a hundred wins.”

Maxwell raised his eyebrows. “But how do we figure out the number system?”

I raised the bottle to my lips and drank.

Tisha winked. “We assign pussy points.”

I almost spat out my vodka.

“Alright, man. I dig you. A kiss is one point,” Maxwell’s voice remained steady as if he anticipated his victory this evening.

However, I knew my cousin very well.

If Maxwell won, it would not be easy.

“Two points for a phone number,” Tisha added.

I put my view back on Maxwell.

“Okay.” He nodded. “Ten points for a blow job that you didn’t pay for.”

I gazed at Tisha.

My cousin rotated the cigar between his fingers, ensuring an even burn. “Fifteen points for sex, but twenty for anal. Both cannot be paid for.”

Maxwell whistled. “So then all I have to do is fuck five chicks in the ass tonight? Shiiittt. Then, I’ll be wearing the crown in a few hours.”

I laughed.

Tisha pointed at him. “And we record it on our phone for proof.”

Maxwell frowned. “What the fuck? You think chicks are cool with that in the States. They rock differently than back home, man. This is not Russia.”

“No video. No points.” Tisha brought the cigar back to his lips for another draw. “And we add extra points for women who are bigger.”

Maxwell leaned his head back. “Huh?”

“The wider the waist the more points.”

Maxwell rubbed his chin. “Hmmm. Interesting addition. Break that down for me further.”

“I find that women with more weight. . .they are. . .robust. Delicious.” Tisha raised his hands and outlined a wide hour-glass. “These women are harder to take home. They are more protective of their bodies. It demands a more intense hunt—”

“Or you just like fucking big girls.”

Tisha shrugged. “There is beauty to be found in curves and softness.”

“Yo.” Maxwell chuckled. “For some reason, I’m starting to like you more, Tisha. You might even have that B.D.E. if you’re swinging that way.”

“Have you ever made love to a woman who is bigger than the usual societal size?”

“Fuck yeah. An ass can never be too big for me. Same for the titties, and I don’t give a fuck about rolls. I just pull them up, fit them to the side, and bang shorty out until she falls asleep.”

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