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PAIGE: Sorry. I’m trying to get ready for work.
JULES: Well, take a break for a minute. This is obviously more important.
PAIGE: I can’t. I’m at work.
JULES: Why are you getting ready for work at work?
PAIGE: It’s a long story. Anyway, David did say so, but I was in the middle of having an epic freak-out and didn’t hear that part. My bad.
JULES: Oh.
PAIGE: Yeah. Oh.
JULES: So, did you take a picture before you un-cuffed him?
PAIGE: No. Because he wasn’t even there.
JULES: Where was he?
PAIGE: He was at my place looking for me.
JULES: Really? Did he break the headboard or chew through his arm to get free?
JULES: Hello?
PAIGE: Sorry. My dress has a lot of buttons.
JULES: You’re dressing at work?
PAIGE: Yes, that’s part of ‘getting ready’. Anyway, he didn’t have to do either of those. He called a friend, instead.
JULES: That was probably embarrassing. I kind of feel bad for him.
PAIGE: It was embarrassing. But he said it was better than calling his mom.
JULES: I’m dying.
PAIGE: It’s not that funny.
JULES: I beg to differ. It’s very funny.
JULES: Wait. How was he able to make a phone call?
JULES: Hello?
PAIGE: Siri.
JULES: I’m dying again. This is really good stuff.
JULES: So, what happened after you got there?
JULES: Hello?
JULES: Fucking hello??
PAIGE: Calm down.
PAIGE: We had sex. You know, after apologies and whatnot.
