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“Good dick aura? I’ve heard it all. You are really crazy, Nicky.”
“You are! You’re shacking up with a man! I can’t believe it, Nay! I’m soooo proud of you! And you must be putting it on him right for him to let you drive his damn Maybach. I know niggas that wouldn’t let me drive their damn Ford Focus. Broke asses.”
I grinned. “I guess. Wait, you’re not going to talk mess about me being in another relationship so soon after my divorce?”
“Hell, no! From what you said before, that man is rich. Girrrl, you don’t bullshit around with rich niggas! You snatch them up ASAP!”
“Um, okay…but I really don’t care about his money. He’s so good to me, and—”
“Renee! OMG! So you’re living in the mansion with him? I thought I was doing something with Travis. He’s got a great condo, but shit! You got it going on for real, big sis! Oh! You should host our girls’ night at his place this month!”
“It’s your turn to host. I was hoping me and Angie would get to check out Travis’ place and maybe actually get a real introduction since you barely told us his name at the benefit and then ignored us the entire night.”
“Look, let me reel him in good before I unleash y’all on him.”
“What do you mean unleash us? What you think we’re gonna do? Tell him you’re a ho’?”
“Yes.”
“You know we wouldn’t do that. He’ll find out eventually anyway, though.”
“No he won’t, because I’m barely even hoeing anymore. I’ve only slept with one other guy, Maurice, since I’ve been staying with Travis and we’ve only done it like six times and that’s only because Travis can’t really screw well, but I’m working with him, you know?”
I just stared at her.
“But for real, you should host our girls’ night! Pleeeeease! I’ve never been in a real mansion before!”
“Okay, okay! I’ll talk to Zo about it. If it’s okay with him, I’ll do it.”
“Girl, be sure you put some of your magical, Maybach-driving coochie on him before you ask. I bet his ass will not only say yes, he’ll be up in there serving us hors d’oeuvres and shit.”
I shook my head. “Nicky, if I plan this, your disappearing ass better show up this time. No me having to call and find out where you are and you sounding like some lost white girl over the phone.”
“Oh, I’ll be there.”
“And you better not refer to him as ‘Cunnilingus’ in his presence.”
“How about just Cunni?”
“Nicky, if your ass doesn’t behave…”
“Okay, okay!!”
