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Me
No, she’s in the shower, and I’m going to make some supper.
Gershwyn
Sounds very domestic.
Me
Good night, Gersh. Give Oscar some behind the ear scratches from me.
Gershwyn
You’re no fun at all.
Me
I’m here to do a job, not amuse you, you weirdo.
I stare at our exchange while I wait for the oven to heat up. Texting Hudson is smart. He knows right from wrong. He has no intention of sweeping the computer off a desk in the observatory room, setting Allie down on it, and having his way with her. And I’m going to have to turn this evening over to that guy. The one who knows right from wrong, because, honestly, the only thing I can think about is getting her naked.
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Blame it on the Lemon Fiesta Coolers
Allie
Gwen
So … a little bird told me you and Hudson are stranded for the night up at Black Creek? (You can’t see me, but I’m waggling my eyebrows as I type.)
Me
YES!!! Is there any way Daddy Warbucks can send a helicopter to save me? Because I have a very bad feeling I’m about to make a fatal error.
Gwen
1) Daddy Warbucks? Newp. Don’t like that nickname. 2) Trust me, you do NOT want to travel via chopper. They’re just giant fish bowls of death that have no business flying around like that. 3) What if NOT sleeping with him is the fatal error, and you wind up missing out on your one chance at true love?
Me
I know your frame of reference can’t help but be skewed by the fact that a hot billionaire fell madly in love with you, but trust me, in my case, it is not going to happen. So, yeah, sleeping with him will be fatal for my poor heart.
Gwen
You’re forgetting I saw the kissing video. Plus, I’ve seen the way he looks at you in real life. It’s like you’re the only woman in the entire Universe. Go for it and report back later. I want all the details.
Me
Not going for it, which means any details will be about things like having supper and spending the evening teaching him all about the Big Bang Theory.
Gwen
Yeah, you should definitely focus on some big banging. Maybe big bang him a few times, since you’ve got him trapped in the mountains all night.
Me
You’re not helping.
