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Helllooooooo????
For real.
Answer me, damn it.
Okay, I’m seriously worried. The last I heard from you, you were sick. It’s been six days. Are you dead? Are you in a pit somewhere putting lotion on your skin?
Would that even work? I feel like skin hydration at time-of-death can’t be that important. I have a really lovely Coach tote and I can’t believe they rubbed lotion on that cow for weeks before killing it.
OMG
What is wrong with you?
Also, I’m fine.
But seriously
Wtf?
I was worried.
You know I spiral when I’m worried. I get weird.
Besides, you cook cows all the time. How is it okay to cook them but not discuss what happens to their skin after they die?
I don’t know how to answer that.
But seriously
You’re okay?
You went radio silent for six days!
I was about to contact the FBI
I don’t think the FBI does that sort of thing
Okay, then Homeland Security
Or the police
Whatever
You were sick?
Yeah. Just a nasty cold
I’m fine now
Still confused
How did a cold keep you from texting back? Was it like a mutant virus that put you in a coma?
No. Just a normal cold
Then why u no text?
I was sick and Ian brought me down to his house so that he could take care of me. He forgot to bring my phone.
