“Don’t you think Claire and Dave will want to save it for themselves?”
“Some of it sure, but come on. If I tell Claire I really want some, she’s not going to say no to me.”
“You are very persuasive.”
“Please don’t try and get me hard while I’m eating wedding cake. It’s confusing for me.”
“Sorry,” I said. “What would you like to talk about?”
“Maybe nothing with you. You’re too damn sexy when you’re eating cake. Do you have to moan like that?”
“Was I moaning?”
“You weren’t being quiet.”
“Reminds you of last night does it?” I asked.
“Stop it,” he said. “I mean it. Or I’ll tie you down and make you perform sexual favors in exchange for every single bite of that cake.”
“I’d do it, too,” I said. “Cake or no cake.”