Be My Billionaire Valentine

My Georgie,
Happy (very early) Valentine’s Day, gorgeous.

If there is one thing I’m certain of, it’s beautiful, amazing you and the fact that I want to spend the rest of my life laying the world at your adorable feet.

“I vow to spend the rest of our lives laughing, smiling, going on crazy adventures, and most importantly, loving each other through the good times and the bad…”

When I said those words to you, while standing at the altar and professing my love and eternal commitment to you in front of God and our family and friends, I meant them.

And that’s exactly why, even though you think Valentine’s Day holds some kind of curse over your pretty little head, I’m determined to find a way around it and spoil the heck out of you.

Pack your bags, Georgie. Big-d*cked Brooks has a special, sexy, romantic adventure planned just for you. And he’s even agreed to let the rest of my body come too.

My heart is yours.
Always,
Kline

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Georgia,

Your buddy Thatch here.

Don’t worry, honey. Your early Valentine’s getaway planned by your usually swoony husband (WTF happened to you, Klinehole??) is going to be really special.

I’ve made sure of it. ;)