Trailer Park Girls

In Clyde Hawkins Elementary School Kindergarten class, I had the distinction of being the only student whose daddy shot at the teacher.
And my teacher, Mrs. Connors, shot right back.
This was Texas after all.
Lydia Rose Hall’s life had not exactly been a bowl of cherries. Before she even made it to first grade,her mother had run away with the “plumber,”her father had shot out the windows of her kindergarten classroom, and worst of all she couldn’t read worth a damn. If it wasn’t for bad luck, Liddy figured she’d have no luck at all. But that all changed once Aunt Betty took her to live at Paradise Gate Trailer Park.
When ten-year-old Kid Harding moved to town and laid eyes on Liddy Rose Hall it was love at first sight. She was skinny as a chicken, had curly, red, clown hair, and wore the strangest pair of pink eyeglasses he had ever seen. She couldn’t help it if she was as dumb as a box of rocks and meaner than a wet hen.
Some love stories are just meant to be, but this isn’t one of them.
Liddy and Kid’s story is a speeding train wreck set on a collision course of murder, mayhem and wit. Throw in a healthy dose of the Hells Saints MC and you have the kind of wild adventure we have come to love from the works of Paula Marinaro. So, fasten your seat belts, hold on tight and enjoy the ride ladies. The boys are back in town.