The Blood Moon Rising

Some vampires want to drain your blood. This one wants to drain your property values.

Meet Ronald Bitterhump: spray tanned vampire, failed resort developer, and owner of the world’s most tragic comb-over. His dream? Transform sleepy Cauldron Falls into “Fangtasia Falls”—a luxury vampire spa where the undead can get facials and work on their tans. (Yes, really.)
His secret weapon? Tandy Keyes, a magically-challenged realtor who couldn’t light a candle with a flamethrower but can spot a commission opportunity from three counties away. Armed with business cards reading “Vampire Real Estate Queen” and a vision board covered in glitter, Tandy’s ready to sell out her entire town for a corner office and eternal commission rights.
Standing in their way: Honey Hadwin and her long-lost sister Maisie (plus Bartie, a sarcastic British bat with strong opinions about Ronald’s fashion choices), one very competent detective, and Vlad Marcum—a vampire hunter who talks like a theme park pirate and carries enough stakes to build a fence.
When the blood moon rises and Ronald arrives with his coven of discount vampires, he’s about to discover that magical water doesn’t appreciate being turned into a spa treatment—and that nothing ruins an evil scheme quite like a really, really bad hair day.

Featuring: vampire spray tan disasters, weaponized real estate enthusiasm, and the most embarrassing supernatural invasion in magical history.