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I click my phone to lock it and shove it back in my pocket.
“Almost done, sir,” George says. “Just a few more moments.”
This whole thing is ridiculous.
Just as I’m thinking it, the group text chat with my best friends pops up.
Devon
Hey, numb nuts. How’s the suit fitting going?
I take a sharp intake of breath. Why is everyone so fucking nosy?
Me
As good as to be expected
Zane
He enjoys having his nuts brushed by old dudes
Me
Fuck off
Devon
?? trying to eat here
Zane
You pop that chicks cherry yet, A?
Today is not the fucking day for fifty questions. I already got a grilling from my mother.
Me
What chick would that be? There’s been too many
A lie of course, and my balls know it.
Zane
That’s a no then
Devon
Leave him alone. He can’t help that he’s getting older, and we all know what that means…
Me
If it’s something to do with my penis shrivelling up, don’t bother. I already got the memo… and the photos to match.
Zane
Which is why we need to organise something special for your birthday
Me
